Milo Ventimiglia

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s Italian. Sicilian to be exact. A bunch of other stuff too but none of it matters - he’s Italian. As if the last name Ventimiglia wasn’t enough, it’s oh-so-obvious with that black hair, those wide hazel eyes and that olive skin. Mmmmm Italians.
2. That crooked smile - how it half way exposes those perfect teeth. Makes me say something that I’d never otherwise say: “Thank you dead nerve endings.” We women of the world will make our mission to find out if every other nerve in that beautiful body of his works correctly. Testing and touching and tasting and…
3. That playful charm behind his sly, brooding exterior. He’s had it since Gilmore Girls: that little something that made him curiously sexy, that made us want to get in his head as much as his pants.
4. He’s short, only 5’9”, but is so fucking badass. Remember Fergie’s video for “Big Girls Don’t Cry”? I do. I watched that fucker more times than I care to count and I cannot stand that goddamn song. I mean, just look at him in it. The man can pull off fake tattoos dammit.